2016 Week 6

The Bobcats defensive woes continue as they manage to beat the Huskies. The Bobcats defense have allowed teams to score a total of 166 points over 4 games. The Bobcat offense had to make up for the defensive struggle by once again relying on Freddy "Beast Mode" Parker who carried the ball 8 times for only 9 yards but had 5 TDs! After the game Parker stated, "I'm just here so I don't get fined." Ed Moore continued making a claim as the best TE in the country with 7 catches for 111 yards and a touchdown. Moore has had off-field issues this season as he is rumored to be having an affair with multiple coaches wives. When asked about problems with defense head coach Parker Koziol proceeded to make fart noises with his hands, stating, "That is how our defense is playing right now."