Three INTs in the fourth quarter. Whatever. Fuck you, EA.

The Southern Illinois Salukis dared stay close in the 4th quarter against the C(PU)lemson Tigers, and were reward by 3 passes that went 10 yards away from the intended receivers, where, luckily for Clemson, a defender happened to be standing.

Three fucking times.

Coincidence?

Right ... pull your head out of your fucking ass.

Fuck you, EA.

Coupled with the fact that C(P)U's quarterback was 8-for-fucking-8 in the 4th quarter, the sudden onset of 4th quarter retardation by the SIU QB ensured that the capacity crowd that bothered to show up for SIU's homecoming needn't have bothered. A fucking useless waist of time.

Fuck you, EA.

Stats? We fucking outplayed them ... there's your fucking stat. Maybe I'll write them down, maybe not. I'm very fortunate I still have one working controller, and Xbox not laying smashed in the street, and a TV without a hole punched in it. But I'm going to have a devil of a time explaining to the Mrs. why there's a very significant chip in the wall paint and three seperate pieces of furniture have noticable damage.

Fuck you, EA.

No reports on where Salukis plan to buy ice for their, in all likelyhood, very sore anuses. Or ani. Whatever.

I fucking hate EA.

Bitter? You tell me.

Fuck, fuck, fuck, goddamnit, fuck, bitch.