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MOORE Please!

Game Report Posted: February 22, 2020 17:54  

TE EdWARD Moore had another outstanding outing in the Bobcats 71-14 win over the Falcons. Moore had 9 receptions for 239 yards and 2 Touchdowns! He continues to make his presence known as being the best TE in the country with his ELITE play. The Bobcat defense also made a statement holding the Falcons to 14 points, the Bobcats lowest PA of the season. After the game head coach Parker Koziol took the stand as a tear rolled down his cheek. He said, "I'm so proud of these boys, they've put up with a lot of hate this season, but they went out there today and proved what they are capable of." The Bobcats have been improving in every game they play, showing their dominance on offense and their potential on defense. Next week the Bobcats face Akron as the season nears its climax.

We Want MOORE!

Game Report Posted: February 20, 2020 20:35  

EdWARD Moore had a spectacular showing in the Bobcats win over the Hawks. He finished with 7 catches for 137 yards and a FR for a touchdown. After the game we asked Ed how he made such a magnificent play out of nothing. He said, "If the balls in the air I grab it. If it's on the ground I grab it. Wherever the damn ball is imma get it." After a spectacular showing running the ball last week the Bobcats showed they were capable of airing it out too. Freddy Parker did what he does best getting another two touchdowns on a total of 2 yards. The defense had ups and downs during this game. struggling with the Hawks hurry up offense, 5 WR spread, and QB scrambles. They still managed to come away with 8 sacks and only allowing 316 passing yards (their 2nd lowest for the year). After the game head coach Parker Koziol was quoted saying, "Wasn't our best, wasn't our worst. Still much room for improvement." The Bobcats move to 6-1 for the season with Bowling Green next up on the schedule.

MOORE COX!

Game Report Posted: March 07, 2020 18:05  

Thanks for coming out Miami (OH) Redhawks. The Ohio Bobcats completely shit stomped the Redhawks in a 97-3 outing. This Offensive explosion was the result of QB Anthony Johnson making connections to his season long "go to guy" EDWARD Moore and the addition of Senior WR Isaiah COX. Moore finished the day with 13 receptions for 270 yds and 3 TD's, along with Cox's 8 receptions for 313 yds and 4 TD's. And let's not forget about the outstanding play from the Bobcats defense who have seemed to struggle with the Redhawks offensive attack every year. This year was different as Bobcats held the Redhawks to a total of 224 yds total offense(-41 rushing and 265 passing) sacking the QB 18 times! This was by far the Bobcats best defensive outing of the year as they prepare to make another run for the MAC Championship and a major bowl game. After the game coach Parker Koziol was seen storming into the locker room yelling, "roll Redhawks what!? FUCK YOU!" Coach Koziol did not talk to the press as he was too busy celebrating with the boys.

Triple Overtime Triumph

Game Report Posted: February 14, 2020 02:00  

The Bobcats pathetic play did not prove to be enough to cause defeat as they fought their way to a triple overtime victory over the UAB Blazers. Player of the game FB Freddy Parker said, "give me the damn ball, I'll run motherf*ckers over." as he ran into the endzone for 4 touchdowns. The dreads brothers offensive attack was not enough to overcome the Bobcat defense falling short in triple overtime. The Bobcats could not seem to stop the blazers offense early in the game, but momentum switched after Bobcat safety Alvin Floyd picked up a fumble and ran 45 yds for a defensive TD. The Bobcats have had fan pulling their hair out after 3 close games to start the season. Head Coach Parker Koziol said, "adjustments will be made."

Bobcats Outlast Huskies

Game Report Posted: February 14, 2020 05:26  

The Bobcats defensive woes continue as they manage to beat the Huskies. The Bobcats defense have allowed teams to score a total of 166 points over 4 games. The Bobcat offense had to make up for the defensive struggle by once again relying on Freddy "Beast Mode" Parker who carried the ball 8 times for only 9 yards but had 5 TDs! After the game Parker stated, "I'm just here so I don't get fined." Ed Moore continued making a claim as the best TE in the country with 7 catches for 111 yards and a touchdown. Moore has had off-field issues this season as he is rumored to be having an affair with multiple coaches wives. When asked about problems with defense head coach Parker Koziol proceeded to make fart noises with his hands, stating, "That is how our defense is playing right now."

Stress Relief

Game Report Posted: February 15, 2020 23:08  

The Bobcat defense stepped up holding the Eagles to only 17 points. That is half of their next lowest points allowed this season. Offensively the Bobcat rushing attack was the highlight of this game with a team total of 325 yds on 45 carries. Those yards came from a variety of players including: Anthony Johnson, O'Shaan Allison, Trevor Hancock, Damien Morris, and once again Freddy Parker. Parker had a career high of 20 yds on only 3 carries. When asked about their tenacious rushing attack head coach Parker Koziol said, "If it works, run it again." The Bobcats are now on a 4 game winning streak. Next week they will face the Buffalo Bulls who are currently tied with the Bobcats in the MAC East.

Track Meet in Athens

Game Report Posted: February 18, 2020 23:47  

It was a showing of old school-smash mouth football for the Bobcats as they rushed the ball 54 times for 530 yards and a win over the Buffalo Bulls! The bobcats passed the ball a total of 3 times, the lowest attempts in school history. When asked about his approach to offense this game Head Coach Parker Koziol said, "We walked all over them out there today. There is nothing more embarrassing than getting shit stomped like that. We humiliated them." The defense started the game strong but ended giving up 31 points. The passing defense struggles continue as the Bobcats move through their season. The win streak continues as they reach the midpoint of the season.

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