| Player | POS | QB Ratingrating | COMPcomp | ATTatt | YARDSyds | TDtd | INTints | COMP %completion_percentage | YDS/COMPavg_yards_per_completion | SACKEDsacked | LONGlong_pass |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Norris Yuckley | QB | 131.2 | 37 | 74 | 558 | 6 | 3 | 50.0 | 15.1 | 6 | 63 |
| Joe Jiffy | QB | 123.6 | 191 | 350 | 2667 | 18 | 19 | 54.6 | 14.0 | 30 | 84 |
| Player | POS | ATTatt | YDSyds | AVGavg_yds_carry | TDtd | LONGlong_run | After 1st Hitafter_first | 20+twentyplus | Brkn Tklbrkn_tkl | FUMBfumb |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Joe Jiffy | QB | 123 | 329 | 2.7 | 3 | 76 | 228 | 3 | 12 | 11 |
| Zolfo Yahtzee | HB | 122 | 468 | 3.8 | 2 | 92 | 165 | 1 | 17 | 0 |
| Sputnik Spittle | HB | 37 | 135 | 3.6 | 0 | 15 | 44 | 0 | 2 | 1 |
| Norris Yuckley | QB | 11 | -50 | -4.5 | 0 | 9 | 5 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Lou Williams | WR | 7 | 13 | 1.9 | 0 | 7 | 6 | 0 | 1 | 2 |
| Neil Schwartzstein | FB | 6 | 7 | 1.2 | 1 | 5 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 1 |
| Anthony Miller | WR | 1 | 1 | 1.0 | 0 | 1 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Maurice Wiggins | HB | 1 | 1 | 1.0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Kevin Fine | RE | 1 | -1 | -1.0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
| Player | POS | RECrec | YDSyds | AVGavg | TDtd | LONGlong_rec | RACrac | AVG RACavg_rac | DROPSdrops |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Lou Williams | WR | 48 | 660 | 13.8 | 4 | 50 | 213 | 4.4 | 16 |
| Buzz Killington | WR | 42 | 790 | 18.8 | 6 | 80 | 266 | 6.3 | 6 |
| Kyle Johnson | WR | 38 | 659 | 17.3 | 7 | 84 | 325 | 8.6 | 12 |
| Sudoku Jaxson | WR | 28 | 545 | 19.5 | 4 | 63 | 128 | 4.6 | 6 |
| Billy Bell | WR | 23 | 193 | 8.4 | 0 | 27 | 68 | 3.0 | 4 |
| Zolfo Yahtzee | HB | 19 | 95 | 5.0 | 0 | 15 | 70 | 3.7 | 2 |
| Adam Johnson | TE | 17 | 120 | 7.1 | 0 | 25 | 57 | 3.4 | 3 |
| Sputnik Spittle | HB | 5 | 10 | 2.0 | 0 | 5 | 17 | 3.4 | 1 |
| Neil Schwartzstein | FB | 4 | 24 | 6.0 | 0 | 12 | 15 | 3.8 | 0 |
| Tommy Allen | WR | 1 | 26 | 26.0 | 1 | 26 | 7 | 7.0 | 0 |
| Anthony Miller | WR | 0 | 0 | - | 0 | 0 | 0 | - | 1 |
| Player | POS | PANpancakes | SCKS ALWDsacks_allowed |
|---|---|---|---|
| C.J. Pennington | RG | 20 | 5 |
| Steve Sapp | RT | 16 | 7 |
| Kyle McCall | RG | 13 | 2 |
| Roy Rogers | LT | 12 | 8 |
| Nick Cutler | C | 9 | 2 |
| Adam Johnson | TE | 7 | 0 |
| Neil Schwartzstein | FB | 6 | 0 |
| Zolfo Yahtzee | HB | 5 | 1 |
| Sputnik Spittle | HB | 4 | 0 |
| Bennie Young | T | 1 | 0 |
| Player | POS | TKLStackles | TFLtfl | SCKSsacks | INTints | PASS DFLpass_defl | FFff | FUMB RECfumb_rec | BLOCKSblocks | Safetysafety | Def TDdef_td |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Walrus McGee | FS | 84 | 6 | 0 | 1 | 5 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Brick Brantley | MLB | 74 | 27 | 8 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 |
| Rambo McAdams | SS | 69 | 7 | 2 | 0 | 6 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Reggie Ford | OLB | 66 | 24 | 7 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Atlas Woolworth | CB | 51 | 4 | 0 | 6 | 6 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Quartz Geronimo | CB | 42 | 2 | 1 | 1 | 5 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Edward Wheeler | OLB | 36 | 9 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 |
| Clayton Eisenberg | CB | 36 | 3 | 1 | 6 | 11 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 |
| Maurice Inkster | DT | 34 | 7 | 5 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
| Beanie Franks | LE | 26 | 10 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Kevin Fine | RE | 23 | 6 | 3 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Shoop Skinner | CB | 22 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Seth Ernst | DT | 16 | 4 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Tyrone Sledgefield | SS | 7 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Zolfo Yahtzee | HB | 7 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Tim Wu | DT | 6 | 2 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| C.J. Pennington | RG | 5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Joe Jiffy | QB | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Neil Schwartzstein | FB | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Ricardo Martinez | CB | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Teddy Ruxpin | LOLB | 4 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Abe Frazier-Rogers | MLB | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Grady Heath | ROLB | 3 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Kyle Johnson | WR | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Sudoku Jaxson | WR | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Jose Maria Lopez del Rio | LG | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Aaron Pfister | LE | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Billy Bell | WR | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Sputnik Spittle | HB | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Brandon Pratt | MLB | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Steve Sapp | RT | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Kenny Illis | TE | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Nick Cutler | C | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Kyle McCall | RG | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Lou Williams | WR | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Frigate Quigley | DT | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Player | POS | Mademade | ATTatt | FG %field_goal_percentage | LONGlong_kick | BLKDblocked | XP MADExp_made | XP ATTxp_att | XP BLKDxp_blocked | XP %xp_percentage | 1-19fg_1_19 | 20-29fg_20_29 | 30-39fg_30_39 | 40-49fg_40_49 | 50+fg_50_plus | KOko | TBko_tb |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Ralph Tobin | K | 17 | 18 | 94.4 | 50 | 0 | 28 | 28 | 0 | 100.0 | 0-0 | 6-6 | 5-5 | 5-6 | 1-1 | 58 | 46 |
| Player | POS | PUNTSpunts | YDSyds | AVGavg | LONGlong_punt | INSIDE 20inside_20 | NET YDSnet_yds | NET AVGnet_avg | T-Bcktb | BLKDblocked |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Xiang Nguyen | P | 46 | 1712 | 37.2 | 44 | 13 | 1506 | 32.7 | 1 | 0 |
| Player | POS | Returnskick_returns | YDSyds | AVGavg | LONGlong_return | TDtd |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Ricardo Martinez | CB | 23 | 558 | 24.3 | 62 | 0 |
| Buzz Killington | WR | 14 | 300 | 21.4 | 25 | 0 |
| Player | POS | Returnspunt_returns | YDSyds | AVGavg | LONGlong_return | TDtd |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Ricardo Martinez | CB | 23 | 181 | 7.87 | 16 | 0 |
| Walrus McGee | FS | 1 | 10 | 10.0 | 10 | 0 |
| Kyle Johnson | WR | 1 | 4 | 4.0 | 4 | 0 |