| Player | POS | QB Ratingrating | COMPcomp | ATTatt | YARDSyds | TDtd | INTints | COMP %completion_percentage | YDS/COMPavg_yards_per_completion | SACKEDsacked | LONGlong_pass |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Tr'vaughan Wyckliffe | QB | 175.2 | 17 | 28 | 290 | 3 | 1 | 60.7 | 17.1 | 2 | 56 |
| Joe Jiffy | QB | 135.4 | 143 | 258 | 2259 | 19 | 21 | 55.4 | 15.8 | 25 | 77 |
| Player | POS | ATTatt | YDSyds | AVGavg_yds_carry | TDtd | LONGlong_run | After 1st Hitafter_first | 20+twentyplus | Brkn Tklbrkn_tkl | FUMBfumb |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Sputnik Spittle | HB | 204 | 839 | 4.1 | 1 | 25 | 356 | 3 | 42 | 0 |
| Joe Jiffy | QB | 157 | 733 | 4.7 | 11 | 62 | 144 | 6 | 5 | 7 |
| Zolfo Yahtzee | HB | 31 | 124 | 4.0 | 1 | 15 | 52 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Neil Schwartzstein | FB | 9 | 33 | 3.7 | 0 | 8 | 9 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Hoagie Monroe | HB | 4 | 21 | 5.2 | 0 | 8 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Tr'vaughan Wyckliffe | QB | 4 | -1 | -0.2 | 0 | 6 | 3 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
| Lou Williams | WR | 4 | 21 | 5.2 | 0 | 10 | 9 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
| Kyle Johnson | WR | 3 | 12 | 4.0 | 0 | 11 | 3 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
| Buzz Killington | WR | 2 | 9 | 4.5 | 0 | 8 | 3 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
| Shannon Turner | HB | 2 | 1 | 0.5 | 0 | 3 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Player | POS | RECrec | YDSyds | AVGavg | TDtd | LONGlong_rec | RACrac | AVG RACavg_rac | DROPSdrops |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Lou Williams | WR | 49 | 882 | 18.0 | 8 | 63 | 348 | 7.1 | 8 |
| Buzz Killington | WR | 26 | 709 | 27.3 | 5 | 77 | 228 | 8.8 | 2 |
| Kenny Illis | TE | 22 | 188 | 8.5 | 1 | 26 | 136 | 6.2 | 2 |
| Kyle Johnson | WR | 18 | 275 | 15.3 | 3 | 45 | 100 | 5.6 | 9 |
| Sputnik Spittle | HB | 16 | 55 | 3.4 | 0 | 10 | 66 | 4.1 | 1 |
| Sudoku Jaxson | WR | 14 | 191 | 13.6 | 1 | 38 | 23 | 1.6 | 1 |
| Billy Bell | WR | 11 | 124 | 11.3 | 1 | 33 | 55 | 5.0 | 0 |
| Lionel Murphy | WR | 2 | 86 | 43.0 | 2 | 56 | 35 | 17.5 | 0 |
| Neil Schwartzstein | FB | 2 | 33 | 16.5 | 0 | 19 | 27 | 13.5 | 0 |
| Doug Funnie | TE | 0 | 0 | - | 0 | 0 | 0 | - | 1 |
| Player | POS | PANpancakes | SCKS ALWDsacks_allowed |
|---|---|---|---|
| C.J. Pennington | G | 30 | 4 |
| Steve Sapp | T | 20 | 5 |
| Kyle McCall | G | 20 | 1 |
| Nick Cutler | C | 17 | 1 |
| Kenny Illis | TE | 16 | 0 |
| Bennie Young | T | 16 | 6 |
| Sputnik Spittle | HB | 12 | 0 |
| Zolfo Yahtzee | HB | 8 | 0 |
| Neil Schwartzstein | FB | 8 | 0 |
| Doug Funnie | TE | 2 | 0 |
| Bryan Cunningham | T | 2 | 1 |
| Charlie Wheeler | G | 1 | 0 |
| Chris Harrell | C | 0 | 1 |
| Player | POS | TKLStackles | TFLtfl | SCKSsacks | INTints | PASS DFLpass_defl | FFff | FUMB RECfumb_rec | BLOCKSblocks | Safetysafety | Def TDdef_td |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Tyrone Sledgefield | SS | 86 | 16 | 8 | 1 | 5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Walrus McGee | FS | 73 | 10 | 0 | 1 | 5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Abe Frazier-Rogers | MLB | 72 | 23 | 4 | 1 | 4 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Reggie Ford | OLB | 66 | 19 | 4 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Shoop Skinner | CB | 43 | 6 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Quartz Geronimo | CB | 42 | 4 | 0 | 5 | 7 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Atlas Woolworth | CB | 39 | 2 | 0 | 2 | 6 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 |
| Teddy Ruxpin | OLB | 25 | 9 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Maurice Inkster | DT | 22 | 8 | 6 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Kevin Fine | DE | 17 | 4 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Beanie Franks | DE | 16 | 5 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Seth Ernst | DT | 11 | 2 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Ricardo Martinez | CB | 7 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Edward Wheeler | OLB | 7 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Ishbu Von Heindrich | OLB | 6 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Mike Tyson | CB | 6 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Buzz Killington | WR | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Brandon Pratt | MLB | 4 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Sputnik Spittle | HB | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Neil Schwartzstein | FB | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| C.J. Pennington | G | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Kenny Illis | TE | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Sudoku Jaxson | WR | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Kyle McCall | G | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Aaron Pfister | DE | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Tim Wu | DT | 2 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Kyle Johnson | WR | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Tony Smith | FS | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Lou Williams | WR | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Billy Bell | WR | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Nick Cutler | C | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Joe Jiffy | QB | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Player | POS | Mademade | ATTatt | FG %field_goal_percentage | LONGlong_kick | BLKDblocked | XP MADExp_made | XP ATTxp_att | XP BLKDxp_blocked | XP %xp_percentage | 1-19fg_1_19 | 20-29fg_20_29 | 30-39fg_30_39 | 40-49fg_40_49 | 50+fg_50_plus | KOko | TBko_tb |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Ralph Tobin | K | 12 | 16 | 75.0 | 48 | 0 | 32 | 32 | 0 | 100.0 | 0-0 | 4-4 | 5-8 | 3-4 | 0-0 | 57 | 51 |
| Player | POS | PUNTSpunts | YDSyds | AVGavg | LONGlong_punt | INSIDE 20inside_20 | NET YDSnet_yds | NET AVGnet_avg | T-Bcktb | BLKDblocked |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Dex O'Quinn | P | 36 | 1349 | 37.5 | 50 | 13 | 1158 | 32.2 | 5 | 0 |
| Player | POS | Returnskick_returns | YDSyds | AVGavg | LONGlong_return | TDtd |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Ricardo Martinez | CB | 14 | 312 | 22.3 | 33 | 0 |
| Sputnik Spittle | HB | 6 | 205 | 34.2 | 100 | 1 |
| Tyrell Scout | TE | 1 | 12 | 12.0 | 12 | 0 |
| Player | POS | Returnspunt_returns | YDSyds | AVGavg | LONGlong_return | TDtd |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Buzz Killington | WR | 16 | 129 | 8.06 | 16 | 0 |
| Ricardo Martinez | CB | 5 | 37 | 7.4 | 13 | 0 |
| Tyrone Sledgefield | SS | 1 | 0 | 0.0 | 0 | 0 |