2005 Week 1

We're D- across the board. Arizona State is B across the board. This one probably won't be pretty. We'll see how I fast I can grasp this new passing offense.

ASU QB#9 hits WR#18 for a 68 yard TD pass. 7-0 Sun Devils. ASU QB#9 hits WR#80 for a 38 yard TD pass. 14-0. ASU QB#9 hits WR#17 for a 63 yard TD pass. 21-0.

ASU HB#3 goes 34 yards for the score. 28-0. ASU QB#9 hits WR#17 for a 10 yard TD pass. 35-0. ASU CB#26 picks a pass and returns it 53 yards for the TD. 42-0. ASU CB#31 picks a pass and returns it 35 yards for the score. 49-0. ASU FS#30 picks a pass and returns it 21 yards for a TD. 56-0. ASU QB#10 hits WR#18 for a 1 yard TD pass. 63-0. ASU CB#8 returns a punt 50 yards for a TD. 70-0 at halftime. Oy vey!

ASU QB#10 throws to TE#87 across the middle and he outraces the entire defense for an 80 yard TD pass. 77-0. ASU QB#10 finds WR#18 again and this 61 yard TD pass seals the game at 84-0. ASU QB#10 continues his record setting day with a 47 yard TD pass to WR#18. 91-0.

ASU QB#10 throws a 1 yard TD pass to HB#6 just because he hadn't caught a TD today. 98-0. My KR fumbled the ball in the endzone and ASU MLB#26 recovers it for a TD. 105-0.

This is the absolute worst team I've ever coached. Horrible! I'm going to change our season goals to achieve 1 win instead of 6. Geez! Our kicker missed a 31 yard FG for our only scoring chance of the day.