2005 Week 4

Toledo (2-0) has a B offense, a B- defense, and is B overall. They are #11 in pts/gm, #49 in total offense, and #6 in total defense. We're #118 in pts/gm, #118 in total offense, and #113 in total defense. The goal for this game is to not get beat by 100. BTW, FB Pat Williams, who hasn't even played this year, was involved in an altercation at his apartment as reported by the Bay Area police. Guess he won't be seeing the field any time soon. He'll miss the next 9 games. See ya!

TU WR#87 returns the opening kickoff 92 yards for the score. 7-0 Rockets. Game over. TU QB#1 hits HB#38 for an 11 yard TD pass. 14-0.

TU K#24 hits a 42 yard FG with ease. I think it went out of the stadium. TU QB#1 finds WR#80 for a 47 yard TD pass. 24-0. TU CB#21 returns a pick 23 yards for the score. 31-0. Geez, does this team suck! TU HB#38 runs one in from 36 yards. 38-0.

TU HB#38, up to his old tricks again, scores on a 26 yard run. 45-0. TU QB#1 hits WR#5 for a 42 yard TD pass. 52-0. TU QB#1 hits WR#3 for a 35 yard TD pass. 59-0.

TU HB#23 scores on a 1 yard off tackle play. 66-0. QB Terrance Robinson hits WR Brad Stephens on a 26 yard TD pass. 66-7. Yes! TU WR#87 returns the ensuing kickoff 93 yards for the score. Ughh! HB Mike Horner scores on a 9 yard TD run. 73-14. Yeeyah! TU QB#1 runs through Metal defenders like they're not even there for a 36 yard TD. 80-14. TU HB#23 scores on a 43 yard jaunt. 87-14. QB Robinson hits WR Rashaud Jenkins for a 5 yard TD pass.

The good news... the offense finally found some offense. The bad news... the defense is officially awful! The even worse news... 6 picks.