2006 Week 3

When asked what the difference was this week between this week and the previous 2 week for Coach Casey's squad, Casey said the answer was simple. He had videotaped he and [Erin] Andrews having sex. "It got the boys it pretty good spirits and instilled in them a confidence back in me that I felt the team had lost after the losses to Syracuse and Duke."

Genious, just genious.

At the 3:15 mark of the 2nd quarter Casey was seen as having a white substance stained onto his pants in the high thigh region, when asked about this interesting phenoninon Casey replied with, "no comment," and a wink.

Andrews was also seen at the game wearing Wake Forest memorabilia as she was the sideline reporter. It was unusual to see Andrews at the game, as she normally does more prominant games, for instance the Miami-Lousville game on ESPN that night. However, Andrews was at the WF-UConn game airing on ESPN16.

Casey was smiling and quite pleased with the game after putting up 55 in the first half. "We were able to instigate 4, '3 & outs' at the beginning of the game. We hadn't forced a 3 & out all year, much less 4 in a row."

"I also think that scoring on the 1st play of our first 3 possessions was critical as well," said Casey.

In a daring move with a 55-7 lead going into halftime, Casey decided to have his team play cornhole in the lockeroom and to take a knee on every offensive play of every offensive possession in the 2nd half, while completely not paying attention to the game going on while the defense was on the field. "I had a class at 1 40 and I wanted to get this report into the media because I knew the stats would take awhile to record-our statistician, Tony Realli, is on holiday," said Casey.

"It really boosted our TOP (Time of posession) stats by taking the knees, and we put back up QB, QB #13 in to take the knees so it wouldn't affect QB #8's rushing stats."

"This was a critical win, and we're all in healthy spirits around here. Ole Miss won't know what them. In the meantime, we're going to apply for entrance into the Big East, they're obviously a cake conference. We'd love to play UConn again next year, they're good competition."

In more serious news, after losing the game at such a tremendous score in literally the first 2 minutes of the game, the UConn running back tried to commit suicide after the game by shooting himself in the head. Luckily he was unsuccessful, he fumbled the gun.